Fake News Network -- When one stops to think about fake news networks, the reality of media oversaturation becomes apparent. What makes your take fake and mine real? What makes one network's selection of stories, depth of research, and moral endowment more accurate than another's? The search is on for a fake news network that causes more than stomach muscle twitches. If being fake means lying to your husband in bed, then your nose job really could begin to suffer the consequences. A yo-yo means more to a child than it does to a turtle. But turtles have reactions to negative feedback loops on all cylinders, as if it were made of corrugated poster board. Moreover, hardened veins and spider capilaries are more than news; they are circulation success stories sponsered by duality-based paradigms inherent to all mammals. If you are not a part of the solution, you are a part of the precipitate. That's news to me. And it should be news to you, but the networks of yesteryear dabble in trite apologies, rather than the fake nature their own deaths.