Fake News, in light of press room plants, greased hosts, pentagon PR wings, and town hall dramas, starts to feel real, like when your girlfriend gets stoned and starts knitting booties for kids to be born ten-years hence. It just ain't happening. Or is it? The news that becomes fake becomes that way by first going through what is called a "floating point" machine, where, much like the process of pasteurization, the news spends a brief instant being real before quickly returning to being fake news. For one glorious moment it was real. One should not take note of the fact that, while some fake news is destined to always be fake, other pieces of fake news will someday become real.

We don't recommend boxing this trifecta, but let's just say that for any given universe X, there is an unequal and morbidly obese universe where retired pro athletes sell furniture and provide play-by-play commentary on local high school games. Then the reluctant ex-cop comes in, reads the fake news, and finally admits that he has to take on one last case -- if for no other reason to finally prove that it is never too late to love your mother. and genre conventions. The only comeback you'll ever have will be downloaded in secret. I thought I had lost my remote control, so I bought a replacement one. Three weeks later I found the original. I should have given it a birthmark, because now I can't tell the twins apart. That's what you get for leaving fake news all over the place --- eewwhhh you got fake news on your FACE, you need to -- no, don't wash it off , let me , yes, that's it. good, there you go. All worse.